There were two Christians, John and Mike whose plane crashed into a desert. Luckily they survived unharmed. As they traveled through the hot desert looking for food and water, they gave up and sat down, thinking of what to do.
As the dust in the air settled, they suddenly could view a mosque ahead. They became very hopeful. John said, ”Muslims are there. They might help us if we say we are Muslim.” Then Mike said, ”No way, I won’t say I’m Muslim, I’m going to be honest”.
So John and Mike went to the mosque ahead and were greeted by the imam and a few of his companions who asked what their names were.
John thought of a Muslim name and said, “My name is Muhammad.” And Mike said, “My name is Mike.”
The Imam said “Hello Mike.” And told his companions to give him food and drink.
Then he turned to John and said, “Assalamualaikum Muhammad. Ramadan Mubarak!”