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Seems like all you need to exercise spiritual authority is a blue suit, a pointing finger, a loud voice—and a large head. Anyone notice the large head??
Seems like agnostic fundies have nothing to offer in terms of intellect, just silly rants ranging anywhere from 1 word to two sentences. Anyone notice the idiocy? 😂
That’s actually a good thing dumb@$$. That means we don’t do like Christians and try to jam stuff into things that don’t fit. Sometimes a plague is just a plague…Oh wait even here we have guidance to not spread it:
Narrated ‘Amir bin Sa`d bin Abi Waqqas:
That he heard Usama bin Zaid speaking to Sa`d, saying, “Allah’s Messenger (ﷺ) mentioned the plague and said, ‘It is a means of punishment with which some nations were punished and some of it has remained, and it appears now and then. So whoever hears that there is an outbreak of plague in some land, he should not go to that land, and if the plague breaks out in the land where one is already present, one should not run away from that land, escaping from the plague.”
I asked Allah’s Messenger (ﷺ) about the plague. He said, “That was a means of torture which Allah used to send upon whom-so-ever He wished, but He made it a source of mercy for the believers, for anyone who is residing in a town in which this disease is present, and remains there and does not leave that town, but has patience and hopes for Allah’s reward, and knows that nothing will befall him except what Allah has written for him, then he will get such reward as that of a martyr.”
You can “facepalm” all day. You’re the one claiming we’re supposed to have a prophecy for every possible thing ever. Sometimes a plague is just a plague, its that simple. Plus what are you even arguing right now?
Dumb@$$ I NEVER claimed that it was about Corvid-19 lol. Your whole point (I guess?) was how come Muslims aren’t talking about Corvid-19. I told sometimes a plague is just plague and we just follow under general guidelines regarding it. There’s nothing to be “priceless” about and even on basic logic you’re not even making sense.
This confirms the findings of the report by the Centers for Doorknob Virus Contro (CDVC). This virus demonstrates a low-level, probably somewhere between Homer Simpson and a goldfish.
We’ll look, the guy didn’t understand satire before and has demonstrated a goldfish-level IQ. What exactly are you expecting from him, a PhD dissertation? 🤔
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Yes, I notice the large head – https://imgur.com/t/megamind/00iwq
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Seems like Islamic fundies have nothing to offer in the corona crisis, not even dubious hadith. Anyone notice the emptiness?
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Seems like agnostic fundies have nothing to offer in terms of intellect, just silly rants ranging anywhere from 1 word to two sentences. Anyone notice the idiocy? 😂
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thedesperatewhiningblog 😰
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The virus with nothing intelligent to say 😰
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@ Giulio
That’s actually a good thing dumb@$$. That means we don’t do like Christians and try to jam stuff into things that don’t fit. Sometimes a plague is just a plague…Oh wait even here we have guidance to not spread it:
Narrated ‘Amir bin Sa`d bin Abi Waqqas:
That he heard Usama bin Zaid speaking to Sa`d, saying, “Allah’s Messenger (ﷺ) mentioned the plague and said, ‘It is a means of punishment with which some nations were punished and some of it has remained, and it appears now and then. So whoever hears that there is an outbreak of plague in some land, he should not go to that land, and if the plague breaks out in the land where one is already present, one should not run away from that land, escaping from the plague.”
https://sunnah.com/bukhari/90/21
In another”:
Narrated `Aisha:
I asked Allah’s Messenger (ﷺ) about the plague. He said, “That was a means of torture which Allah used to send upon whom-so-ever He wished, but He made it a source of mercy for the believers, for anyone who is residing in a town in which this disease is present, and remains there and does not leave that town, but has patience and hopes for Allah’s reward, and knows that nothing will befall him except what Allah has written for him, then he will get such reward as that of a martyr.”
https://sunnah.com/bukhari/82/25
#FuturefuelforHellisretarded
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Brain overload for the Ebola virus! Initiating self-destruct sequence…5…4…3…2…1…BOOM!
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@ Giulio
You can “facepalm” all day. You’re the one claiming we’re supposed to have a prophecy for every possible thing ever. Sometimes a plague is just a plague, its that simple. Plus what are you even arguing right now?
#FuturefuelforHellisretarded
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See? Brain overload…😂
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From talking shoes as sign of the times to the vague “plague”
You guys are priceless
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The Ebola virus is getting worn out by his own stupidity. Godless doorknobs are priceless. 🤣
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@ Giulio
Dumb@$$ I NEVER claimed that it was about Corvid-19 lol. Your whole point (I guess?) was how come Muslims aren’t talking about Corvid-19. I told sometimes a plague is just plague and we just follow under general guidelines regarding it. There’s nothing to be “priceless” about and even on basic logic you’re not even making sense.
#FuturefuelforHellisretarded
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This confirms the findings of the report by the Centers for Doorknob Virus Contro (CDVC). This virus demonstrates a low-level, probably somewhere between Homer Simpson and a goldfish.
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@ QB
I’m forced to concur. Like what is he arguing that we’re supposed to spread plagues or are we supposed to link any event with a hadith?
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We’ll look, the guy didn’t understand satire before and has demonstrated a goldfish-level IQ. What exactly are you expecting from him, a PhD dissertation? 🤔
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No musical Instruments on the head, no talking shoes, no communications dishes … 😂😂
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No intelligence, no common sense, no sign of any competence at all…😂😂
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But my prophet predicted a talking shoe a sign a sign ahahhahaaahhaaa
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But I have no brain ahahahahahaha
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‘some of them know only the scripture through their own wishful thinking’
– Surah Al-Baqarah
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